We  went to see The Expendables 2 last evening.  Pretty good action movie.  Could have been named “Adventures of the Over the Hill Gang,” except they aren’t.  Here is how they age out.

Sylvester Stallone: July 6, 1946 – 66

Jason Statham: September 12, 1967 – 45

Jet Li: April 26, 1963 – 49

Dolph Lundgren: November 3, 1957 – 55

Chuck Norris: March 10, 1940 – 72

Jean-Claude Van Damme: October 18 1960 – 52

Bruce Willis: March 19, 1955 – 57

Arnold Schwarzenegger: July 30, 1947 – 65

Terry Crews: July 30, 1968 – 44

Randy Couture: June 22, 1963 – 49

Liam Hemsworth: January 13, 1990 – 22

Scott Adkins: June 17, 1976 – 36

Yu Nan: September 5, 1978 – 34

I don’t care if they are doing their own stunts or not.  Damn – they still look good.  They are still Vital.  They have not given up on staying fit – even though Schwarzenegger’s character quips that they all belong in a museum.  AND – They don’t “act their age.”

Realizing that Chuck Norris is 4.5 years my senior – gave me more incentive to get my sorry arse up this morning and head to the gym.

Yippee ki-yay!

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